Kashmiri Separatist Peaceful: Go back India. Indian dogs not allowed. Outsiders not allowed.
Kashmiri Hindu: Hey peaceful. Your ancestors were Hindus. Why hate Hindus then?
KSP: Hehe! Paleed Hindu kidding us. You Linga worshipper, we came from Arab/Central Asia. We conquered you and ruled you for centuries.
KH: So you are OUTSIDERS? Ok then, leave Kashmir first as per your own demand.
KSP: (after a long silence) We are natives. Hindus are outsiders in Kashmir.
KH: So your religion of peace originated in mountains of Kashmir? We thought it was from desert! And most of you carry surnames of Hindus like Malik, Butt, Kichlu, Dar, Lone. Why? Ashamed of your Arab fathers?
KSP:
KH: Why silent?
KSP (CAPS ON): I AM NATIVE KASHMIRI AND HINDU IS OUTSIDER AND I AM AN ARAB AND HINDU WORSHIPS LINGA AND I AM SUPPRESSED AND I RULED INDIA AND KASHMIR BELONGS TO KASHMIRI AND KASHMIRI HINDUS ARE OUTSIDERS, INDIAN KUTE HAAY HAAY.
KSP wins debate.
