Kashmiri Separatist: Look at #Haider. It is clear proof of Indian Army’s atrocities in J&K. Now your own people are showing truth.
Indian Rationalist: Are Kashmiri separatist women prostitutes? Do Kashmiri separatists kiss their moms on neck?
Kashmiri Separatist: Zuban sambhal ke baat kar. How dare you say this?
Indian Rationalist: I saw in your proof Haider. A Kashmiri wife loved someone else, was caught cheating on her husband by her own son and later her son was found kissing her. Is this not the clear proof of separatists being sons of prostitutes?
Kashmiri Separatist: Oye kutte, this movie is the work of fiction. And death to the maker of movie for portraying our women in bad light.
Indian Rationalist: So you were using fiction to demonize Army?
Indian: Why silent?
Kashmiri S: MAKER OF THIS MOVIE IS KUTI KA BACHCHA AND WE WILL NOT SPARE HIM AND WE THOUGHT OF HIM A NICE MAN BUT HE IS ENEMY OF OUR PEOPLE AND DEATH TO INDIA AND BOLLYWOOD, KUTE SUWAR HARAMKHORR.
Kashmiri separatist wins debate.