I demand quota in education but I am incredibly intelligent.
I demand quota in jobs but I am incredibly competent.
I demand ban on other religions but I am incredibly liberal.
I marry 4 women coz my religion is the only religion of equality.
I beat my wife coz I can’t see anyone in pain.
I am always one of the two parties fighting anywhere in world but I am incredibly peaceful.
If you don’t agree with any of the above then we need your address.