Warning – Not for weak heart Peacefuls. If you shit in pants discussing your religion, God and profit, this is the time to leave. Because continuing will leave you yellow and wet all around at the end. Don’t complain later that we did not warn you.
Peaceful : If cow is your ‘mother’, is bull your daddy, lol?
Hindu : If Profit’s wives are ‘mothers of believers’ as per peaceful religion’s holy books,
a. Is Profit your father?
b. Did he visit your house n number of years ago (n = your age + 9 months)?
c. Did your mothers suckle you?
d. If they are mothers of believers, was Profit not a believer? If yes, your belief/title is wrong. If no, Profit will go to hell.
Peaceful : You mf***r, we will see you.
Hindu : Wait. I have got something more for you. K*ba is called House of Wallah. So does it have toilet too? Asking because every house has toilet. If you say Wallah doesn’t need toilet then question arises, why does He need house in first place? Any private things?
Peaceful : Kutte Suwar Haramzaade (dog, pig, bast*rd), House of Wallah and mother of believers etc are just titles and metaphors. Just to show our respect. They are not meant to be taken literally.
Hindu : So when did I say that I came out of cow’s womb? My faith is, cow gives milk like mother, so lets protect her as mother. Tu R*ndi ban ban ke kyon naach raha tha tab (Why were you dancing naked mocking my belief on cow?)
Peaceful : How can you compare an animal and a human? Whenever I ask about cow, you bring in profit.
Hindu : If a pedophile can be a profit, there is no loss in calling cow as mother.
Hindu : why silent?
Peaceful (CAPS ON) : I NEVER ABUSED YOUR FALSE RELIGIONS AND I NEVER INSULTED YOUR RAT GODS AND I NEVER HURT YOUR SENTIMENTS AND I JUST ASKED YOU A QUESTION ON ANIMAL AND YOU CALLED MAH PROFIT NAMES AND INSULTED MAH GOD, KUTTE SUWAR HARAMKHORR, WE WILL SEE YOU…
*Peaceful fell unconscious, woke up after 2 hours, met his fraandzzz and told them how he conquered filthy cow worshipper in debate.*
PS : If your sentiments are hurt, please read disclaimer.