Peaceful God: I will burn non believers in eternal hell.
Non Peaceful God: Baap ka raaj hai kya (how? Is it your Daddy’s kingdom)? I will turn that hell into heaven and make you a mosquito.
Peaceful God: lol, kyon fenk raha hai (why lying)? How will you do that?
Non Peaceful God: Who started it? Eternal hell. Bwahaahahaaaaa.