Indian: We reached Mars orbit! Yeah.
Peaceful: Wo sab to thik hai but your holy books have scientific errors. Hence accept mah religion.
Indian: Ok, lets remove errors. My book has errors, I will remove them from my book. But you are a biological error. You must commit suicide and let others live peacefully.
Indian : Why silent?
Peaceful (CAPS ON): YOU SENT MANGALYAN BUT MAH PROPHET WENT TO 6TH SKY ON FLYING DONKEY AND YOUR BOOK IS FULL OF ERRORS AND YOU MUST ACCEPT MAH RELIGION AND MAH BOOK IS FULL OF SCIENCE AND GIVE ME EDUCATION QUOTA BECAUSE I CANT CRACK ENTRANCE EXAMS, KUTTE SUWAR HARAMKHORR.
Peaceful wins debate.