Peaceful (inspired by Brother Z Naik): We don’t eat pig because pig is the only shameless animal that invites other males to have sex with his female partner.
Non Peaceful: Ok, so you learn from animals you eat?
Peaceful: Of course, whatever we eat, has effect on mind and we behave like our food. Thats why we eat only peaceful animals with good character (where male goat only has 4 female goats and not vice versa).
Non Peaceful: But you eat goat, cow, camel and what not. So you should roam around naked, shit in open and never wipe your a$$. And of course, you should stop doing bomb blasts because goats dont do that.
Peaceful:
Non Peaceful: Why silent?
Peaceful (CAPS ON): PIG IS DIRTY AND WE ARE CLEAN AND WE ONLY EAT CLEAN ANIMALS AND ANIMALS DONT FEEL PAIN AND PLANTS FEEL PAIN AND WE ONLY EAT GOATS BECAUSE MALE GOAT ONLY MARRIES 4 FEMALE GOATS AND NOT VICE VERSA AUR TU ZUBAAN SAMBHAL KE BAAT KAR KUTTE SUWAR HARAMKHORR…
Peaceful wins debate.
peaceful cant eat pork , its cannibalism .
This is brilliant. Am dying ROFL